Remember Jack Handy from SNL years ago. His deep thoughts always made me laugh as a kid. I just stumbled upon his website and added a widget to my sidebar that has 10 deep thoughts feeding into my blog at all times. If only Stephen Wright had something like this- that would be jackpot.
Some random thoughts of my own.
I just got a rebate check for my 1998 palm pilot purchase. That’ why I don’t fill out rebates. Just kidding.
I spoke to someone at the Revenue department a while back and they told me I owed them $70 from 2001. I said I never got a bill until this week. They said have you moved since then. I said yeah who hasn’t. They said if you moved then we don’t have your correct address. I said you mailed me a bill. They said it just got updated. I said you’re the government and you couldn’t locate me for 7 years. I think my dog would have a reasonable shot at finding me if I relocated within the city, but not our local government.
I was contacted by an Anthem Insurance customer service rep the other day. She asked me if I wanted to change my plan to a higher deductible to save some money on my monthly premium. I decided to raise the deductible to $5000 and I asked her what the new premium would be. She said I don’t have that information it would come from a different department. Apparently she’s is in the department that makes random phone calls to customers about raising their deductibles. She is adjacent to the department that handles calls about lowering your deductibles. They are one floor up from the department that calls to tell you a customer service rep will be contacting you about reviewing your coverage. I’m still not sure where the guy who quotes prices is located. Maybe they’re hiring to fill the position.
Until next time-
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