If the inevitable happens on Wednesday morning. If in fact the radical one wins our Presidency. If the friend and pal of Rashid Kalidi, Bill Ayers, Khalid Al Monsour, Rev Wright, Louis Farrakhan, and Hugo Chavez miracously makes it to our highest office; then we all get the pork chop on the plate- see my past post.
Here is a action plan I’ve come up with for all you socialists, marxists and communists.
Wednesday morning I’ll start by closing my business. I’m going to let the government take care of me. As an American citizen I have the right to be unemployed and to get paid by the government to do so. Obama will provide.
I will also stop paying my mortgage. The government should bail me out of my loan. We bit off more than we could chew like many others across the country. Not my fault. I am a victim of corporate greed and bad lending policies. So the government should pay my mortgage. Obama will provide.
Next I think I’ll cancel my insurance coverages. The government should pay for my health insurance and my life insurance. I’m tired of paying my car insurance so they need to pay it for me too. It’s not fair that I have to insure the things that I buy and my ability to earn a living. The government exists to take care of me. Obama will provide.
I don’t plan on saving another dime. The government will take care of me and my family in retirement. I’m going to rely solely on social security for my retirement. It’s the governments duty to care for my family. I just don’t have the money to save. Obama will provide.
I will go from business to business and restaurant to restaurant requesting free food, merchandise and services. This is the United States of America and these necessities of daily living should be provided for me. Obama will provide.
There is also more good news for our country.
All grades of A or B in the classroom should be redistributed to all those with C and D grades. The distribution of intelligence and effort in our schools is discriminatory. Frankly it’s intolerant. All students are now A and B students. Obama will provide.
Computers are key to survival in our digital economy. It is not fair that some people have MAC’s and others are forced to use a PC. I have both but some people have neither. Free computers for every American citizen. Obama will provide.
All high school seniors will be admitted to the Ivy league school or their choice. Now everyone has the opportunity to be and act like elitists. Obama will provide.
All sports competition will now be halved. No winners and no losers. Obama will provide.
All business will be unionized at their inception. No workers in my country will have to work any longer for corporate greed mongers. Obama will provide.
The Family Medial Leave Act will be extended to cover anything that happens in regards to your family. Kid’s ballgame during work- no problem. Obama will provide.
If you think this stuff is cool, please move to Europe. Work 44 weeks per year for 30 hours per week. Ride the government coatails and we’ll visit with you when you fly to the US for your medical treatments.
If you plan on voting for Obama on Tuesday stay home. I understand if you don’t vote for McCain, but don’t cast your vote for this socialist.
I like Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, Bob Barr and Mike Huckabee. These guys are reformers in my opinion. Their reforms are less of everything I mentioned above.
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Bryce,
Don’t quit your job! That would be crazy. Please come by to visit us and get backt to finishing Fred’s website. You our far too wise and talented to give up! Hang in there!
I don’t even watch TV at night or read the paper. Can you imagine how depressed I would be if I did both of those daily?
Thanks for reading Kiley! I’m sure I’ll see you guys soon.