Developer who spent the last 3 years in witness protection program somewhere in the hills of North Dakota with no access to news or TV- breaks ground on 20 million dollar high end upscale condo project and says the outlook is good.
Top Business Analyst says saving money, cutting expenses and watching cash flow are important in down economy. Analyst also adds that exercise and a healthy diet can help you lose weight and having sex can make you pregnant.
Marketing expert says key to marketing in 2009 could be websites. This was also the key in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008. Expert adds that replacing your dial up with high speed could be a good idea.
Apparently the free cheese line from US banks, automakers, retailers and state governments would wrap around the earth 3 times.
No longer will companies that operate online be able to charge money or make profits. This comes as web 2.0 gurus push for “free everything”. The businesses will be monetized by other non web 2.0 companies that buy ads on their sites. These companies are apparently allowed to sell products or services in exchange for money or else the web 2.0 companies couldn’t exist and sell free products and services.
Someone in the NBA scored a tremendous amount of points due to an apparent lack of defense by the other team. Everyone knows that defense is frowned upon in the NBA until the playoffs begin.
Major league baseball star refuses offer from Dr Evil of 80 Billion dollars- he says “I fill the seats and I entertains the fans.”
That was a fun 10 minutes at lunch.
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